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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Dec 2, 2013 12:39pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Our Forum: The Vince Years?

“Well, you see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it’s the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Dec 2, 2013 12:43pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Our Forum: The Vince Years?

You have always functioned as the Cliff Clavin of the Forum. Would that make Dire Norm?

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Dec 2, 2013 12:45pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Our Forum: The Vince Years?

And as I recall you fancied yourself as Woody. Now there's a peach ripe for the plucking that I most certainly can resist.


Craven? CRAVEN??

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Poster: craven714 Date: Dec 2, 2013 1:02pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Our Forum: The Vince Years?

toobusylaughing totype. hold on. hold on.....ok.ok.ok.
Once again rob, I think you have said it all. I guess this makes WT Coach then?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEc1R4EekWc

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Dec 2, 2013 12:51pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Our Forum: The Vince Years?

Great. Like throwing a paralyzed gopher into a room full of starving hyena.

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Poster: bluedevil Date: Dec 2, 2013 12:57pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Our Forum: The Vince Years?

I'd like to apply for the role of Nick Tortelli.

A reference as appropriate as this?

http://dmme.net/yusuf-islam-ropes-in-rick-rubin-and-richard-thompson/

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Dec 2, 2013 1:19pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Our Forum: The Vince Years?

I had you pegged for Al.


'Sinatra!'

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Poster: bluedevil Date: Dec 2, 2013 1:22pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Our Forum: The Vince Years?

I'll do my best to make a good barfly - years of training already under my belt (and it shows all around and over my belt)